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What will you do when the New World Order strikes?

The us government along with secret mosad (zions) are quietly preparing for a takeover of the world.This is to create the new world order.HOW? using mobile ph. towers to brainwash each & every one of us using low freq.waves. They are also going to do a brilliant star show that will hit the entire planet with satelites. Modern electric equipment are currently being fitted with a tiny spec micro computer that,when the time is ready will make you believe you see ghosts and alien invasions. The sky will act as a backing blue wall (like in films where you can see someone fly in the sky)but what we will see is past prophets and gods speaking to us in the sky. The us will then say they are the 1 true god. WILL U BELIEVE when it will happen or will you do something about it while you still can? Would you start searching for the truth and open your eyes and mind to the possibilities ??

…..That is probley hands down, the coolest idea that I’ve ever heard of, I dont know why I didn’t come up with that before….-smiles broadly-…
What a fantastic idea….thanks!!

((Today, its the best idea I’ve heard of today, sorry a friend mentioned that))

A Chinese man named Mr. Bi has trained his cat to use your bathroom. He spent seven years to invent devices that allow your pet to get rid of their predicament. Now you plans to sell its device to other cat owners.

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a joke:

Olympic Gold
A Russian and an Newfoundland wrestler were set to meet for Olympic gold. Before the final match, the Newfie wrestler trainer approached him and said, "Now, do not forget all the research we have done in eastern Russia. He has never lost a match to celebrate this 'cookie' that is, whatever you do, do not let them keep it at that! If you do, you're finished! "

The Newfie nodded recognition. As the match started, the Newfie and the Russian circled each other several times, looking for an opening.

Suddenly, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the Newfie and wrapped him in the dreaded pretzel hold. A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the trainer buried his face in his hands, knowing that all was lost. I could not see the inevitable happen.

Suddenly there was a scream, then a joy to coach the crowd and looked up just in time to see Russia go flying in the air. Your back on the mat with a thud and Newfoundland collapsed on him making the pin and win the game.

The coach was stunned. When he finally got his wrestler only asked, "How could you expect out of this? No one has done before!"

The wrestler answered, "Well, I was willing to do when I have to hold but that at the last moment I opened my eyes and saw this pair of testicles in front of my face. I had nothing to lose, so with my last strength I stretched my neck and bit those babies as hard as I could. "

"So that, "the coach said," That's what finished him off! "

"Not really. You'd be surprised how strong you get when you bite your own nuts ".

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