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A Chinese man named Mr. Bi has trained his cat to use your bathroom. He spent seven years to invent devices that allow your pet to get rid of their predicament. Now you plans to sell its device to other cat owners.

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a joke:

Olympic Gold
A Russian and an Newfoundland wrestler were set to meet for Olympic gold. Before the final match, the Newfie wrestler trainer approached him and said, "Now, do not forget all the research we have done in eastern Russia. He has never lost a match to celebrate this 'cookie' that is, whatever you do, do not let them keep it at that! If you do, you're finished! "

The Newfie nodded recognition. As the match started, the Newfie and the Russian circled each other several times, looking for an opening.

Suddenly, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the Newfie and wrapped him in the dreaded pretzel hold. A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the trainer buried his face in his hands, knowing that all was lost. I could not see the inevitable happen.

Suddenly there was a scream, then a joy to coach the crowd and looked up just in time to see Russia go flying in the air. Your back on the mat with a thud and Newfoundland collapsed on him making the pin and win the game.

The coach was stunned. When he finally got his wrestler only asked, "How could you expect out of this? No one has done before!"

The wrestler answered, "Well, I was willing to do when I have to hold but that at the last moment I opened my eyes and saw this pair of testicles in front of my face. I had nothing to lose, so with my last strength I stretched my neck and bit those babies as hard as I could. "

"So that, "the coach said," That's what finished him off! "

"Not really. You'd be surprised how strong you get when you bite your own nuts ".

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