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The Israelis and the Arabs realized that if they continued fighting, someday end up destroying the world, so he decided to settle its dispute with an old practice: A duel of two, as David and Goliath.
This would be a dog fight! Negotiators agreed each side would take 5 years to develop the best fighting dogs that could. The dog that won the fight to win his people's right to govern disputed areas. On the losing side would have to lay down their arms forever.
The Arabs found the biggest, meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers in the world. Bred them together and then crossed their children with the worst Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest strongest puppy from each litter, fed the best food and killed all the other puppies. They used steroids and educators in their quest for the perfect killing machine. After 5 years were a little had a dog that needed iron bars in his cage. Only expert trainers could handle this very nasty beast.
When the day of the great dog fight came at last, the Israelis showed up with a strange animal, a Dachshund that was 10 feet long! Everyone in the area of dog fighting was sorry for the Israelis. There was no one seriously thought that this rare animal, odd-looking, stood a chance against the growling beast in the field more Arabic.
The bookmakers took all OneLook and predicted that the dog would win Arabic in less than a minute. The cages were opened. The Dachshund waddled slowly toward the center of the ring. The Arab dog leapt from his cage and charged the giant sausage dog. As an inch from the Israeli dog, the Dachshund opened its jaws and swallowed whole Arab beast in one bite. There was nothing left but a small puff of skin from the tail of the Arab-dog murderer floating on the floor.
The stunned crowd of international observers, bookmakers and media staff let out a collective sigh of disbelief and surprise.
The Arabs Israelis approached, muttering and shaking his head in disbelief. "I do not understand," said their leader, "our best scientists and breeders worked for 5 years with the most humble, most Dobermans, Rottweillers and Siberian wolves. They developed an incredible machine to kill a dog. "
The Israeli general said. "Well, for 5 years we have had a team of Jewish plastic surgeon in Beverly Hills, California working to get a look like a crocodile Dachshund. "
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